How to Get Away With Murder Without Even Trying

How to Get Away With Murder Without Even Trying is currently in production. Pencils by Marcio Bertoli. Inking and colors by Fernando Katota.

Based on real-life events, How to Get Away With Murder Without Even Trying is a shocking yet funny look at what happens when social media and social privilege are combined into a weapon of terror and harassment — with deadly results.

How to Get Away With Murder Without Even Trying is a work of fiction. Any similarities with any real person, living or dead, is coincidental to the extent required by law.

READ THE SCRIPT FOR ISSUE 1 HERE!

READ THE SCRIPT FOR ISSUE 2 HERE!

AUTHOR’S NOTE: This work is dedicated to all my friends in ‘Suicide Watch’. None of this would have happened without you. Keep on surviving!

“NO ONE OPPRESSES ME AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!”
— Lisa Ridgecrest

The Story

“HONEY, I FOUND ANOTHER TERRORIST! AND THIS ONE’S STALKING ME, TOO! THAT’S FIVE NEW TERRORIST STALKERS THIS MONTH!”

— Lisa Ridgecrest

Being an important person isn’t easy — just ask Lisa Ridgecrest, the newly-appointed editor of AnimeNoise.com. Ever since the death of her alcoholic predecessor and former boss, Chad Durkley, Lisa has found herself being targeted by a totally real conspiracy of anti-woman leftist Christian-hating terrorists who, jealous of Lisa’s inspirational success, are plotting to destroy America just to make Lisa feel less special than she really is… even though she has a podcast!

But Lisa has never been one to turn away from a challenge — not when she can abuse and manipulate others into doing it for her! Along with her heroic band of supporters, the online chatroom ‘Suicide Watch,’ Lisa decides to take the offensive in the battle against evil by harassing and smearing her enemies into committing suicide for their totally real crimes against her, and to keep America safe another day from stalkers, terrorists, disobedient maids, and those people… you know the ones I mean.

The Cast

All art by Marcio Bertoli (pencils) and Fernando Katota (inks and colors)

READ THE SCRIPT FOR ISSUE 1 HERE!

READ THE SCRIPT FOR ISSUE 2 HERE!

LISA RIDGECREST [@FeministLISA-AN]

The new Senior Editor of AnimeNoise.com.

28 years old, 5’8”, medium build, white, shoulder-length brown hair with bangs, glasses.

The Main Players

CHAD DURKLEY [@Chadimation] (in memoriam)

The recently deceased Senior Editor of AnimeNoise.com.

40 years old, 5’9”, 275 lbs., round face and body shape.

MARIA

The maid in Lisa’s closet.

Appearance unknown.

LISA’S HUSBAND

Lisa’s Squad

CARRIE MORSE [@TsunTsunFeminism]

Supervising Editor of FeministAnimeWatch.com

RICK DUBOIS [@GriefBurglar]

Contributing writer, AnimeNoiseNetwork.com

VICTORIA PADILLA [@VickieRelleno]

Contributing writer, AnimeNoiseNetwork.com; has a lot of money.

BODIE

BranyLiz113

CatStarGirl

DivitLawMaster

GizmoGabby

Holdor

KurtTheSG

LewdDairy

“I work hard, so I shouldn’t have to pay for things. That’s why it’s called the free market!”

— Lisa Ridgecrest

“Ok gang, here’s the plan. We’re going to invite LazerGirl in here and pretend we like her, until we all stop pretending and tell her how we really feel, and hopefully after that she’ll just do it and get it over with. Then she’ll be out of our hair for good.”

— Chad Durkley [@Chadimation]

“You have to kill the fat, lazy, dick-sucking Asian slut we keep locked up in the closet for me! I don’t want to be traumatized!”

”I’m not doing it right now. I deserve a blowjob for this, and we both know you’re not going to do it.”

LISA’S SON

8 years old.

Appearance unknown.

All art by Marcio Bertoli (pencils) and Fernando Katota (inks and colors)

READ THE SCRIPT FOR ISSUE 1 HERE!

READ THE SCRIPT FOR ISSUE 2 HERE!

“She wants to destroy the country so she can be one of us and make us like her. It’s the only explanation.”

— Carrie Morse [@TsunTsunFeminism]

“Now, let’s kill this psycho tranny bitch like Chad wanted. It’s what this place is for.”

— Carrie Morse [@TsunTsunFeminism]

“FUCK YOU! YOU CAN’T IGNORE ME! STOP SILENCING MY MARGINALIZED VOICE!”

— Victoria Padilla [@VickieRelleno]

The Chorus/’Suicide Watch’

“You’re not ‘marginalized’ just because your grandparents had their cotton plantations in Cuba taken away from them and you have to pay the people who work for you now.”
“YES I AM! YOU CAN’T SAY THOSE THINGS TO ME! STOP OPPRESSING ME WITH YOUR PRIVILEGE!”